Update (November 2016): I'm taking this post down because it's been ages since I even bothered with this, and yet Reddit users are STILL harassing me. And yet at the same time they're still quoting the stuff I wrote because I don't even know the fuck why. I'm thus taking it down.
If you're not from Reddit and came here looking for info, I'm sorry, but I'd rather nobody see that stuff than have to put up with this bullshit.
Edit: Seriously though.